One Size Fits All...I WISH!

So yesterday i went shopping for some MUCH needed jeans & i was determined not to spend more than $15 lol. So I went to target & tried on 4 different sizes (because the pants I'm in right now are 10). I tried a 10, 12, 15, and 17(because I'm not sure what i am now). Anyway, the 10s fit great(for one of my legs)! The 12s were great fitting on my legs and not so much on my mother hips. The 15s also fit wonderfully well on my legs but this time were WAY to big on the mommy hips. I figured the 17s would be perfect...THEY WERE TO SMALL!?!? I was seriously ticked off...


So I decided to try jcpennys... this time I tried on 1QGREARI5ROQFIIOIQ3OIUTRH (Gabi says hello) anyways... This time i tried on a 12,14,&16. The 12s were again great on the legs and just okay on the birthing hips. The 14s were great on the waist but looked like I was packing junk in my trunk because they were so baggy. So with tears in my eyes (seriously) I reached for the 16s... They fit perfectly!?!? I bawled! I looked at the price tag & saw they were on major clearance for $8 & felt just a tiny bit better. When I came home I sat down & cried for who knows how long & then grabbed my water & spent some quality time with Jillian. Then I held my new jeans up to the old ones (that are size 10 remember) AND THEY WERE EXACTLY THE SAME!?!?!?!

Sometimes I really wish that everything came as one size fits all! :)